Father Christmas is in store!
My friend Joy took four of her grandkids along to see FC at a large shopping centre near her home. After a long wait in line she and the kids eventually got to see him. He told Joy that they were a very nice looking family and that if he wasn’t so busy he would take them to the North Pole to have dinner with him.
Joy asked him what he would be having to eat for dinner. He told them that he was going to be eating reindeer. Rudolph had been naughty and he was getting the chop and into the pot. The kids didn’t seem fazed by this and one of the younger ones asked Santa if he knew Rudolph. “know him? I am going to eat him’ replied Santa. ‘He has been very bad’. And whale was also on the menu. 'If you eat whale you will go up and down' declared Santa.
This Santa is either very perceptive to deliver that speech to kids who would not be traumatised, or is a complete nutter. Joy's grandkids weren't traumatised and she was amused. Me too!
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